Oh . . . hi. I wasn’t expecting you.
WHO ARE YOU?
I’m the guy who created this site. It’s, um, about me.
WHY AM I HERE?
Search me. It’s not like I forced you to come. Perhaps you came looking for this Wesley? Or this one? Oh wait, I bet you’ve confused me with this guy. Yeah, I get that all the time (between you and me, though, I’m not so good at fighting the undead).
NO, I THINK I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
Well . . . If you say so. Have a look around, then, but don’t break anything.
